Crown Jewels Heist

2023-04-17T15:41:28+01:00

The Tower of London needs our Pettrailers! The following information is for your eyes only... We've received  notification that the crown jewels have been STOLEN! Those used for the Kings Coronation are, in fact, replicas! The thieves have been traced to the Bolton area and latest intelligence states that the crown jewels have been handed off to a local dealer duo, known as 'Herbel'. The limited description we have on the pair is that they are both blonde, approximately 1.5" tall and very hairy. Our specialist pettrailing teams are needed to track down this dastardly duo using hair samples recovered from [...]